Funny Mothers Day Quotes Cards Sayings And Poems

This is a day specially dedicated to all the wonderful mothers of this world. Admire your mother for all the love, labors and sacrifices she makes to be the perfect mom.
It is the time to honor each mother for all that she has done for her child over the years. A mother’s love is like a deep ocean filled with the world of beautiful emotions, the depth of which can never me measured, it truly is a heavenly feeling that can only be treasured.
Some of the best Mother’s Day quotes:
“Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs… since the payment is pure love” – Mildred B. Vermont
“A mother’s arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them.” – Victor Hugo
“A mother’s love is patient and forgiving when all others are forsaking; it never fails or falters, even though the heart isbreaking.” – Helen Rice
“The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.” Honorede Balzac
“Mother is the name of god on the lips and hearts of all the children.” – Brandon lee

“My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.” – Groucho Marx

“A printed card means nothing except that you are too lazy to write to the woman who has done more for you than anyone in the world. And candy! you take a box to mother, and then eat most of it yourself. A pretty sentiment.”  - Ann Jarvis, Founder of Mother’s Day 

“Mothers are all slightly insane.” – J.D. Salinger

“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” – Phyllis Diller

“All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his.” – Oscar Wilde

“My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.” – Buddy Hackett

“My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn’t have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay.” – Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

“My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.” – Mark Twain

“It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.”
Phyllis Diller

“All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his.”
Oscar Wilde, “The Importance of Being Earnest”

“A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.”
Peter De Vries

“Women’s Liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It’s the men who are discriminated against. They can’t bear children. And no one’s likely to do anything about that.”
Golda Meir

“Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.”
Aristotle

“God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.”
Jewish Proverb

“When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child.”
Sophia Loren, “Women and Beauty”

“A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.”
Irish Proverb

“Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn’t have anything to do with it.”
Haim Ginott

“You don’t really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around – and why his parents will always wave back.”
William D. Tammeus