Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Shauna Millionaire Matchmaker | Shauna Raisch Split Ends

This week on “Millionaire Matchmaker,” Patti had her work cut out for her. On one hand, it was the return of Sex Toy Dave. If you saw him the first time, you cannot forget Dave. As Patti put it, he was a nerdy Jewish kid who did well and now he wants a swinger to be the mother of his children. He hadn’t gotten rid of the stripper pole in his house, but at least he cleaned the place up a bit with new furniture and put some of the sex toys away.

The show also saw its second millionairess, but I was less than impressed with Shauna. As Patti put it, her face didn’t move at all, she was a superficialist (only wanted a hot young guy), and she got huffy with Patti. She left the interview when Patti tried to find out more about her last relationship. I know Patti can be crass sometimes, but this girl was just touchy. But, Patti wanted to try to make it work, so she had Destin also come to the second meeting.


Both clients were so difficult that Patti decided against a mixer. She would handpick their dates. She set Dave up with exactly what he thinks he wants, but she know will scare him – Jhoanna. She said if he didn’t like Jhoanna, he was gay. This girl was a wild child. She loved the stripper pole, she wanted to see the bedroom (Dave balked), she said she liked cuddling up to women, she straddled his head on a gondola, she wanted to kiss (again, he balked) – she and her see-thru bikini basically scared the crap out of him.

Shauna met with Zach, who was cute, but not dressed just so. Patti thought they would have a lot in common since he was a fashion designer, but the conversation seemed a bit strained. She said she liked him, but wanted to see someone else. Patti set her up with what she wanted – a hot guy. Tony and Shauna seemed to hit it off great. She told Patti she’d like to see Tony again, but also Zach.

In the end, Shauna didn’t have a second date with either Tony or Zach and after having the wild child scare him, Dave finally realized (hopefully) what he really wants.

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